need some help (part 2)

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update guys
I was taking my xbox to my grandmas and my stupid grandma didn't see it and sat on my xbox and smashed it.
so i went to sell it on ebay and i said it was brand new and it was portable and all this stuff and took a picture from google and sold it for 120$ LOL.
stupid guy is gonna get a broken xbox.
ill just say i was damaged in shipping LOL.
so i got a new xbox from my good friend Christifer Dowd.
well i kinda borrowed it without asking LOL.
so i popped this babby open and then i was trying a to make it play ds games.
sadly it didn't work.
now my xbox wont play ds games.
so then i tryed to make it like a ps3 and make the disc just get sucked in.
so i cut off the disc tray with a chainsaw.
and i added a small vaccum behind it.
so now it sucks in the discs like a ps3 but theres no way to get them out.
I also wanna try some other modifications to it like
add snow lepord X, add light bulbs, fix the ds thing, add a cellphone reciver. you know some simple stuff like that.
o and later ill call microsoft to help me with the whole DS thing.

and recomendations on how i should add snow lepord X, add light bulbs, fix the ds thing, or add a cellphone reciver.???